this is very uncomfortable
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holy
May 11th / 25,987 notes
May 8th / 247,937 notesThis will happen when you leave men alone with babies.
facking hell i cant stop laughing
Apr 22nd / 179,836 notesthere is a town called sandwich in massachusetts
there are literally police cars labelled sandwich police
SORRY MA’AM, YOU’RE UNDER ARREST. TOO MUCH MAYO.
Apr 14th / 430,649 noteshow can you not reblog this tho
Shot in the water.
Holy shit.
Wow that’s awesome. But not going to risk my dad’s 1911 doing this. Or maybe I will
Don’t even fucking think of firing a 1911 underwater.
A Glock (Glock 22 in this particular case) can because it has maritime spring cups attached
You CAN shoot underwater but you are exposed to multiple risks, and you can even blow the gun, your arm, or a lung (water pressure)
Use ONLY 9mm FMJ ammunition
Don’t even THINK of using hollow point, .45 or any other caliber, unless you want to lose an arm, OR your life.
Don’t even shoot near a wall
Soak and submerge the pistol for a long period to prevent the gun having air in the chamber because that can literally make the gun explode.
Seriously, owning a gun is a great responsability and if you’re to attempt this you better be fucking trained for it and know all the hazards and know-hows
Trying to copy what you saw in a gif could cost you your life.
Apr 14th / 233,757 notesshower head that turns water rainbow colors
+
bath tiles that change color according to heat
=
don’t take a shower if you’re on any kind of hallucinatory drugscorrection: MUST take a shower while on hallucinatory drugs
correction/addition: have sex in this shower
rainbow sex
have rainbow sex in this shower while on hallucinatory drugs. yes.
FUCKING HELL SOMEONE GET WITH ME AND FUCK IN THIS FUCKING SHOWER HOLY FUCK
WHERE DO I GET ALL OF THIS
My come out story.
Me: mum, dad…..I’m gay.
Parents: what? How?!
Me: I used the rainbow shower. I’ve been baptized into the gay.
Parents:
Me:
Parents:
Me: it was beautiful.
